Bernd Zeller

Die Gendermerie kommt

... und holt auch Sie bald ab, wenn Sie sich nicht schleunigst gesellschaftskonform verhalten, den Duden Duden sein lassen und endlich akzeptieren, dass Ihr Schniedel nur ein Konstrukt ist.

Ja, wenn es so doch so einfach wär' mit der Welt! Mal eben verleugnen, was real existiert. So wie Kinder, die glauben, die Welt würde verschwinden, wenn sie sich die Augen zuhalten. Doch Bernd Zeller lässt die Seifenblasen verblendeter Gender-Ideologen und ihrer unbedarften Mitläufer reihenweise platzen: mit Logik und bösem Strich. Dabei bildet er eigentlich nur die Realität ab. Und die sieht etwas anders aus als in der Villa Kunterbunt.

Und das sagen andere über Bernd Zeller:

„Seine Figuren haben eine Aura.“ (F.K. Waechter)

„Einfallsreicher Zeichner.“ (Robert Gernhardt)

„Weiß um die Widerborstigkeit seines Publikums.“ (Der Journalist)
"Wenig hilfreich." (Wolfgang Neumann, Verleger Solibro)

Pressestimmen

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Sein distanzierter, mit milder Boshaftigkeit angelegter Blick auf die Dinge unserer kleinen Welt trägt ihm gewiss keine Freundschaften ein.
TLZ - Thüringische Landeszeitung

Zeller fällt nie mit der Tür ins Haus, erst beim Denken nach dem Lachen enthüllt sich der Hintersinn ...
Deutsche Sprachwelt

Bernd Zeller

Seit 1993 ist Bernd Zeller (*1966) Zeichner und Karikaturist u. a. für zitty/Berlin, Die Welt, Süddeutsche Zeitung, Berliner Zeitung, Eulenspiegel, Thüringer Allgemeine und Focus. Parallel schreibt er seit 1994 als Gag-Autor für Late-Night-Shows, insbesondere die Harald Schmidt-Show.

1. Aufl. 2017 [Satte Tiere Bd. 5] ● ISBN 978-3-96079-033-4 ● HC ● 14,8 x 21 cm ● 68 Seiten ● mit 57 Cartoons von Bernd Zeller ● Originalausgabe ● 16.00 Euro (D)

als E-Book: eISBN 978-3-96079-034-1 (epub) ● 2017 ● 4.99 Euro (D)

versandkostenfrei (in D)

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